Tech Support Girl

This blog was created because i needed a space to vent the reactions provoked by my job - technical support of certain software by e-mail. Sometimes people ask such questions that I really would like to say a couple of “very warm” words but I can’t! Yet it’s very difficult to keep it to myself.

Many of those things I also believe will be funny for technically literate people.

And I intend to include with the “sincere” reply the one that was actually sent. So perhaps this blog can also serve as a learning tool for myself and perhaps for someone else with the same problems! =))

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Mon Dec 26

Funnily stupid sex spam

This spam can be sometimes funny. Not that I read it but when I manually sort the leftovers after mild spam filtering rules - otherwise I’d drown yet they sometimes grab clients’ e-mails we don’t want to miss - the eye does catch some of the phrases.

“My name is Giliann, im really hot ukrainian girl” - first of all, nobody names girls Gillian in Ukraine, but actually that was my second thought. The immediate one was - if it was a message I could reply to (spam usually isn’t because its return e-mail is fake - a real one would be terminated at once), I’d say immediately: “Hey, I’m a Ukrainian girl too!” LOL

That’s actually something new, before this week they were mostly Russian hot girls - I guess it’s due to spam/spamfilters ongoing war, they always change something, that’s also the reason why stupid mistakes in words (on purpose, to not be caught). It must be working if they keep doing it which sadly means the percent of idiots in the world is still sufficiently high for it to be such a mess.